Submitted by thekaycho
(Source: alxespinasse, via buddhavic)
(Source: justine-rabbit, via moonandshore)
Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.
Barista: Look, dick, venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
(via reignsreign)
Paul Rudd
Paul Rudd
This one’s for buddhavic, who has a birthday today. I wish you all the Paul Rudds in the world, lady. <3
That moment when the Spice Girls plays next on autoshuffle.
Reblogging because this P-Rudd gif is glorious.
